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Everything Wrong With Sausage Party in 27 Minutes or Less

Sausage Party should have been so much better. But it’s not. Here are its sins. Thursday: space sins. Remember, no…

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Everything Wrong With Pineapple Express In 18 Minutes Or Less

Pineapple Express is a pretty good time, unless weed comedy offends you. It’s not amazing. It’s not breaking any new…

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Everything Wrong With Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

*This is a re-upload. Original release date: 6/30/14* Just so there’s no confusion (at least among people who read the…

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Everything Wrong With 300: Rise of an Empire

Oh, god, my head hurts. This prequel-sequel-samequel is just as full of slow-motion as you expect, and just as devoid…

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Everything Wrong With Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

Like its predessor, Rise, we loved this movie. Still has sins. Ape-y sins. Jeremy wrote a book! Learn more here:…

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Everything Wrong With Oz The Great And Powerful

For the second time, we return to Oz. Only this time… there’s three witches, a young wizard, and for some…

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Everything Wrong With Django Unchained In 4 Minutes Or Less

You asked for it, so we watched it many times. Now we’re desensitized to violence and the n-word. Here are…

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Everything Wrong With The Room In 8 Minutes Or Less

Who said we only did “good” movies? We take on the so-called “worst movie ever made”: The Room, which several…

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