When you write a song about changing your sexual preference to pursue a fictional wizard, well, the only logical next step is to hire some professional sound and camera people and make a music video for it, right? So… here’s this thing we made.
If, for some ridiculous reason, you wish to own the mp3 of this song, you can do so:
iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/go-gay-for-gandalf-single/id673347230
AmazonMP3 link: http://www.amazon.com/Go-Gay-for-Gandalf/dp/B00DWVIRD6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374041090&s=dmusic&sr=1-1
Google Play, Spotify, Rhapsody, & iHeartRadio should all have it as well.
Credits:
Music & Lyrics: Cinema Sins
Recorded & Mixed: Josh Myers, Nashville, TN
Video: Michael White Productions, Nashville, TN
Guitar/Gandalf: Justin Baker
Oh, and yes, we know the guy who played Gandalf in the movies is actually gay in real life. This is about the character, not the actor. But feel free to remind us in the comments.
If you only like the sins videos, fear not, the sins are going nowhere. New sins video next Tuesday. Heck, well even throw in a Conversation video about Pacific Rim on Friday.
Lyrics:
Not for a Hobbit
Not for an elf or a dwarf
Not for a human
Not for a goblin, a troll, or an orc
Only for someone special
Only if magic’s in the air
I would go gay for Gandalf
I don’t care if he’s grey or white or blue
I would go gay for Gandalf
You have no idea the things I’d do
The truth is it can never be
It’s just a fantasy…
’cause Gandalf is straight
He does like the ladies
Hetero through and through
Consummately manly
He’s not the kind to go for dudes
Maybe I’m drawn to power
Maybe it’s all that wisdom
Or maybe the beard
I would go gay for Gandalf
His wizardly smile is all I’d need
I would go gay for Gandalf
And maybe he’d share his famous weed
But it can never be
It’s just a fantasy…
But if it all could just be real
I’d rather wander Middle Earth
Having adventures and
Watching Gandalf go to work
Warring evil
And hanging out in Rivendell
Watching out for Smeagol
Protecting all the Hobbitses
I’d cuddle his robes
Get lost in his laugh
And finally alone
All the fireworks will blast
Oh how I’d go gay for Gandalf
I don’t care if he’s green or white or grey
I would go gay for Gandalf
I would go so, so, so gay
Oh how I’d go gay for Gandalf
I don’t care if he’s grey or white or blue
I would go gay for Gandalf
You have no idea the things I’d do
I’d go gay for Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf
I’d take a handoff from Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf
I would go gay for Gandalf Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/cinemasins-store
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